As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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