So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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