it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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