Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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