The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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