I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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