Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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