you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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