Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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