in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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