You just made me feel so damn special
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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