she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Operation Purity has been aborted
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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