do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Randomize
