I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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