My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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