You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Randomize