their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
