ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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