How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
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