halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Hello my rib-scented angel!
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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