My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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