I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
