have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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