I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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