How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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