he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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