i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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