I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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