Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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