the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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