He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
How naked do you want me to be?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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