So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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