Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Boobs speak an international language.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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