I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize