mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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