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• (214): View more from Texas

  The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.

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  Fuck I'm high.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets

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  i wish i had your life

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.

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• (707): View more from California

  It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  Ugh he's texting me.

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  Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.

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• (951): View more from California

  Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?

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• (909): View more from California

  When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.

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• (415): View more from California

  I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining

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