im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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