i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
we're making bets on your personal life
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Randomize
