a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
He has the fingertips of a God
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