We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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