Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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