Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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