party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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