My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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