You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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