How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
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I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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