I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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