4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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