Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
