I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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