dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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