Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize