I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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