I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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