why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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