4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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