I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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