it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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